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How does a sex offender get a job?
Asked by jimcartime
I was 44 and had sex with a minor. I want to get my life back and get a decent job. I've had a tough time getting a job, how should I go about doing it? BTW: I'm hairy, ugly, live in the bushes, and sometimes I pop out. Your help is greatly appreciated. And yes you're right, I have urges that can't be suppressed. I will confirm all your fears, I am the ULTIMATE sex offender.

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On application forms it always asks if you have previous convictions, and if you don't put down your previous convictions then you are breaking the law again.

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the ULTIMATE sex offender wouldnt get caught
Answered by Simon C

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You can become a prostitue and have sex with dirty old men!
Answered by lady.c

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If you were the ULTIMATE sex offender. a) Yes, you wouldn't get caught. b) You belong in the bushes, jobless. c) As terrible as it sounds, nobody would hire you due to your criminal record (if you have one).
Answered by Cheung


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